Black Labrador Statuette – The Goodest Boy That Never Sheds
 
Meet your new best friend: he doesn’t bark, doesn’t beg, and won’t steal your sandwich (even if you leave it unattended). This black/yellow Labrador statuette is so lifelike, you might catch yourself reaching for the leash—until you remember he’s the strong, silent type. Like... literally silent. Forever.
Perfectly posed and ready to judge your life choices with loyal eyes, this classy canine brings all the Lab love with none of the muddy paw prints.
 
Why you need him:
Zero walks required (unless you count moving him from shelf to desk)
Doesn’t drool, fart, or chase squirrels across your living room
Will sit… and stay. Always.
Makes you look 27% more emotionally stable (scientifically unproven, but vibes don’t lie)
Whether you're a dog lover, Lab fanatic, or just tired of plants being your only silent companions—this is the four-legged décor upgrade you didn’t know you needed. 🐾